So I’m a sad, single sub looking for love and I’m on OkCupid (as well as too many other dating sites!) attracting way too many losers.
My last conversation (with his grammatical experiments):
Him: Your so sexy. I want to fuck you up the arse.
Me: You would have had a chance (I love anal sex!) if your introductory message had been a little more inspiring.
What are you guys thinking? Really?