Just Like Christmas! ūüéĀ

A box arrived on my doorstep. I was expecting it. I brought it inside. I didn’t open it immediately. I just looked at it.

I phoned a friend of mine, Nya. I didn’t want to open the box alone.

I waited about 6 hours for Nya to arrive so we could open the box.

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It was my delivery from LoveHoney! Sex toys are no fun to open by yourself – especially this many! I wanted a friend to play with (not PLAY with just play with) when I opened all of these treasures.

giveaway ads 2The first ones we took out were the prizes for the National Masturbation Month Giveaway – I wouldn’t want to open them mistakenly.

Next, we opened and touched every toy remaining in the box – this was going to be exciting!

So, over the remainder of the month, I will be reviewing the toys from this box.

Shall we start, class?

Lovehoney Triple Tickler G-Spot Realistic Dildo Vibrator

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GiGi

Price: $39.95

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First Impressions

Oh‚Ķ ūüėü it kinda looks like a rabbit vibrator ‚Äď without the protruding rabbit. Instead, it has a ‚Äútrio‚ÄĚ of nubs. If you watch the video at the bottom of the page, the presenter will tell you it’s realistic because of the veins and contoured head.¬†Hmmm‚Ķ I don‚Äôt know any cocks that look like this so I’m not sold on the realistic thing, either!

It has a vibrating shaft and nubs; where the hell is the triple part? The shaft is more bent than ‚Äėnormal‚Äô vibrators ‚Äď the box says this ‚Äútargets your G-spot with expert precision.‚ÄĚ

Okay‚ĶI‚Äôm still a little disappointed (I did open GiGi¬†after the Magic Wand Mini (you’ll have to wait to see what I mean by that!)) but we‚Äôll see‚Ķ

How GiGi measures up

Length: 9 inches

Insertable Length: 5.5 inches

How GiGi feels

Gigi, in comparison to other vibrators of its type, is extremely flexible (‚Äútargets your G-spot with expert precision‚ÄĚ). Made from a skin-safe rubber, GiGi can swim and dive (unsure about how far!) in the bath, shower or more exhibitionist-happy,¬†wet places.

FYI: no latex

My Experience

It has been quite a while since I have had anything ‘up there,’ (I’m very much a clit chick) so I lubed up GiGi¬†pretty well. Wow! I still LOVE that ‘filled-up’ feeling.

nubsI turned on the multi-speed controller (rather uncomfortably situated at the base of the vibrator) and felt the tickle – it was hitting the right places. I turned the speed up a tad – the tickle grew. However, the nubs didn’t really tickle my clit. I pushed GiGi in further – okay, that was better but still just a tickle.

I set GiGi to work at ¬†her highest speed. I was getting there; I was getting there…but GiGi wasn’t going to be able to push me over into the abyss. I decided I needed to up the intensity¬†on the nubs ūüí™ BUT you can’t do that with GiGi.

I leaned over on my side (ooh! that’s a little more like it but still not quite) and grabbed my Doxy. Doxy was placed against my clit and against GiGi (at a lower intensity than normal). Holy shit, Batman! Doxy pushed GiGi to new heights. Because GiGi’s curved head sits on your g-spot easily and comfortably, the extra power from the Doxy brought my first grunting orgasm very quickly (about 1 minute) after the build up from GiGi alone ūüĎĆ. Then, turning Doxy down even further, I enjoyed the aftershocks.

PROs

CONs

  • hits the right spot
  • quiet
  • waterproof
  • battery operated (2 x AAs not included)
  • Built in – twist base controller (personally I find that annoying when in the throes of ecstasy)
  • not enough power

Final Thoughts

For the price, this is a pretty good toy. It would be great for some-one just starting out with toys. If you’ve been playing with a¬†heavy-duty, plug-in wand, however, I don’t think this will do the trick…sorry¬†ūüėěTickler rating

My rating:

So, this is my first review of a sex toy – have I missed anything? Do you need to know more? Please let me know.

Please note: LoveHoney provided this item free of charge but, in no way, influenced this review.

 

DividerTo celebrate National Masturbation Month, I (in conjunction with Lovehoney Australia) am giving away one Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator (valued at $109.95) and one Lovehoney Sqweel XT for Men USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator (values at $99.95).

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It’s National Masturbation Month!

 

manual mayHow are you Celebrating Masturbation Month?

So maybe every month is Masturbation Month for some of us – but May is the time to absolutely celebrate the act.

Though it is now an international holiday and well celebrated here in Australia, Masturbation Month originally took off in America.

Imagine that it’s 1994, and your country is a little neurotic¬†when it comes to its own solo-playing¬†tendencies. So uptight that its own surgeon general, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, gets fired by President Clinton for suggesting that masturbation be mentioned in sex-ed classes.

As it so happened, a sensible sex toy shop in San Francisco was paying attention, and they didn’t like what they were seeing. So in May 1995, Good Vibrations declared the inaugural National Masturbation Month as a way to promote sex positivity, sexual health, and self-love.

“We were astounded,” say the folks at Good Vibrations on their website. “It was one of the most sensible things we’d ever heard a government official say – and it cost Elders her job! We started National Masturbation Month – now International Masturbation Month with people celebrating across the globe! – to raise awareness and to highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone: It’s safe, it’s healthy, it’s free, it’s pleasurable and it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses.”

COUPLEStimulation celebrations

Since its inception, Masturbation Month has proven to be a rather satisfying endeavour. Good Vibrations and its cohorts have been using the occasion as a way to promote masturbation as a means to better and safer sex.

In 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon wanked itself into being: a literal fapping-for-charity event. Participants would self-pleasure to raise money for women’s health and HIV charities, as well as to take a whack at all the existing shame and cultural baggage surrounding masturbation. Special recognition has often gone to those who could either raise the most money or, ahem, perform exceptionally well.

This is precisely where the phrase “Come for a Cause” originated, and it quickly spread to other sex-positive toy shops around the world. London held the first “Wank-a-Thon” in Europe in 2006, and Montreal joined the party in 2013.

Clearly this had farther-reaching effects than encouraging highly publicised bouts of exhibitionism. In 2009, the UK joined other European governments in promoting daily masturbation among teenagers as a means to reduce STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

Though most Masturbate-a-Thons involved private acts of self-love, Good Vibrations sexologist Carol Queen recalls a few especially colourful moments from the public events. Of particular note, she told Salon, was one man who jerked off for nine hours and 58 minutes.

“Oh, and the friend of a friend who brought his violin along and played lovely music for the masturbators, sans pants,” she told the news source. “Classical music just gives masturbation so much more gravitas! We had opera singers one time, too.”

How to observe the holiday

Aside from masturbating with a renewed sense of political and social purpose, what are some other ways we can do justice to this month of self love and self exploration?

Taboo Radio (in conjunction with Lovehoney Australia) are giving away one Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator (valued at $109.95) and one Lovehoney Sqweel XT for Men USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator (values at $99.95).

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We will also be posting (probably, too much) information about¬†bashing the candle, bleeding the weasel, bleedin’ the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin’ the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin’ the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank, all month.

How will you celebrate Masturbation Month?

 

 

 

Find the Perfect Sexy Valentine’s Day Gift

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It’s 10 days ’til Valentine’s Day – what a great excuse to go shopping for sex toys! (if you need one, that is!)

So what kind of gifts should you buy for you and your loved one (or just for you)?

Gifts for Couples

Buy any three products from LoveHoney’s¬†Valentine’s Gifts for Couples¬†section and you’ll get 20% off.

Gifts for Men

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Gifts for Women

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BONUS

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Have I Got a Deal for you!

Remember how I asked you to use a particular link when buying your sextoys? So I could afford to buy a Doxy?

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