Almost Orgasmic!

For all the women out there, here are some borderline orgasmic moments only you will understand.

1. Taking off your bra as soon as you reach home.
2. Peeling a pore strip off your nose.
3. Watching the water wash away all the hair off your razor.
4. And taking those freshly shaven legs and slipping under clean sheets.
5. Opening a brand new tube of lipstick.
6. Sliding your feet into heels that fit perfectly.
7. And taking those pair of torturous heels off and setting your poor, beautiful feet free.
8. Dancing around naked when no-one is on his home…

It’s Dr Seuss Day, #littles!

I am Dom!

Dom I am.

 

Oh, Dom-I-am

And B D S M!

I do not like

That Dom-I-am!

 

Do you like B D S M?

 

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am.

I do not like B D S M.

 

B D S M

Would you like it

Here or there?
I would not like it

Here or there.

I would not like it

Anywhere.

I do not like B D S M

Oh, Dom-I-Am.

 

Would you like it

As a slave?

Would you like it –

Are you brave?

 

I do not like it

As a slave.

I do not like it,

I’m not brave.

 

I do not like it

Here or there.

I do not like it

Anywhere.

I do not like B D S M

I do not like it, Dom-I-am.

 

Would you try it

With a top?

Would you try it

With a crop?

 

Not with a top.

Not with a crop.

Not as a slave.

Not what I crave.

 

I would not try it

Here or there.

I would not try it

Anywhere.

I would not try B D S M

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am!

 

Would you? Could you

In a lair?

Would you? Could you

As a dare?

 

Not in a lair.

Not as a dare.

Not as a slave.

Not what I crave.

 

I would not try it

Here or there.

I would not try it

Anywhere.

I would not try B D S M

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am!

You may like it,

You will see,

You may like it,

If it’s me.

 

I would not, could not

If it’s You.

Not as a dare!

I might spew!

 

I do not like it

With a top.

I do not like it

With a crop.

 

I do not like it

As a slave.

I do not like to

Be so brave.

 

I do not like it

Here or there.

I do not like it

Anywhere.

I do not like B D S M

I do not like it, Dom-I-am.

 

Some pain!

More pain!

Could you, would you

With some chain?

 

Not with pain!

Not with chain!

Not as a slave!

Dom! Behave!

 

I would not, could not

With a top!

I would not, could not

With a crop.

 

I will not be

So very brave.

I will not do it

As a slave.

 

I would not do it

Here or there.

I would not do it

Anywhere.

I do not like B D S M

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am

 

Say! As a puppy!

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you

Loudly bark?

 

I would not, could not

In the dark.

I would not, could not

Loudly bark.

Not in a lair. Not with you.

Dom-I-am, take Your cue.

 

You do not like B D S M?

 

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am

 

Could you, would you, with a whip?

 

I would not, could not with a whip!

 

Would you, could you within my grip?

 

I could not, would not

With a whip.

I could not, would not

Within your grip.

 

I would not, could not

With the pain.

I would not, could not

Too much strain.

 

I do not like it

With a top.

I do not like it

With a crop.

 

 

I will not try it

As a slave.

I will not try to

Be that brave.

 

I do not like it

Here or there.

I do not like it

Anywhere.

I do not like B D S M!

I do not like it, Dom-I-Am.

 

You do not like it.

So you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may, I say.

 

Dom!

If you will let me be,

I will try it.

You will see.

 

DOM!

 

I like B D S M!

I do! I like it, Dom-I am!

 

And I would like to

Feel your grip!

And I would like it

With your whip!

 

And in a lair

Being brave.

It is so good

It’s pain I crave.

 

So I will try it

With a top.

And I will try it

With a crop.

 

And I will try it

As a slave.

And I will try to

Be so brave.

 

And I will try it

Here and there.

I will try it

Everywhere.

 

I do so like,

B D S M

Thank You!

Thank you!

Dom-I-am!

 

🎼 Give Me Candy 🍬 🍭

If you feel as though you haven’t already seen enough of Miley Cyrus’ body then prepare for more. Earlier this year Cyrus teamed up with professional creep and photographer Terry Richardson to create a spread for CANDY Magazine’s ninth edition.

Candy is the magazine that graced our eyeballs with the piping hot image of Tilda Swinton looking like a flaming ginger phoenix in glamour drag and James Franco looking like a rejected Robert Palmer Girl.

And now they’re giving your eyes another serving of Miley Cyrus’ nipples. The photographs that were featured in the publication showcased the ex-Disney pop princess in provocative poses, revealing outfits and, as we’ve come to expect, sans clothing.

Think you’ve seen every last inch of pop star/activist Miley Cyrus? Think again.

The latest issue of Candy magazine (“the first fashion magazine completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, crossdressing, and androgyny in all their glory”) features the 22-year-old on nine separate covers, many of which feature a very naked Cyrus in poses that are, uh, not for the faint of heart. In an email, Candy founder and editor Luis Venegas writes that the issue’s theme is “Queens.” We’re not sure how that relates to the graphic images, but they’re certainly, uh, eye-catching.

WARNING: 

Now that the buzz over the spread has died down, Richardson has released the remaining images that didn’t make the cut. And be warned: they are definitely NSFW, with dildos, a middle finger, body hair and nudity the focus of the unpublished pics.

Whether you agree these images are art or thinly veiled porn, they certainly reiterate the fact that there’s nothing off-limits anymore. And in case you hadn’t stumbled across the Miley Cyrus/Terry Richardson collaboration, there are no words to describe the pictures so we’ll just leave them here for you to peruse…

Images courtesy of terrysdiary.com

Top Tip(s) to Re-cycle #Tinsel

In the spirit of Festivus, the Marquis De JJ organised a holiday-themed photo shoot. We soon discovered that tinsel does not come in rope-length dimensions…or, for that matter, rope strength!

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

Model: Cassie Photographer: Marquis De JJ

 

On the First Day of Christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads,.4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my master gave to me…

12 Orgasms Screaming, 11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, 5 Anal Beads, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps…..and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

Imagine…

from Dominant Soul

Licking Your Brain

I’m re-blogging this one from Dominant Soul because talking dirty is HOT! It is a skill that everyone needs to practice…a lot!

The Art of Talking Dirty

What is it about someone whispering in your ear that arouses us so intensely? Is it the deep intimacy of someone being so close, the erotic sensation of warm air on our ear or is there something deeply erotic about a shared hushed secret? Regardless, I don’t know anyone who does not find erotic talk arousing…

As many of you know, I believe the mind is our largest sex organ. Second only to sensual passionate kissing, dirty talk is probably the most powerful tool for arousing the mind. Erotic talk during foreplay arouses the mind and heightens the body’s sexual response beyond all belief. Unfortunately, lots of people feel nervous, shy or uncomfortable about talking dirty… Who doesn’t remember the episode of “Friends” where Ross Geller is pressured to talk dirty while making out with a really hot date so he nervously blurts out, “Vulva!”… LOL. Which completely killed the moment – Not the desired outcome at all… Epic fail.

Not to worry. Even for the terminally shy, talking dirty can be easy to pull off so you look like a smooth operator…

Simple Tips for Giving Great Dirty Talk:

• Place your lips so close they occasionally tickle the tiny hairs of her ear. Your breath will tickle her and give her chills.
• Caress her ear lobe with the tip of your nose. More chills!
• Speak in soft, low tones. Make her want to move closer to you to hear every detail of what you are saying.
• Enunciate each word clearly. Slow delivery makes her hang on each word.
• Relax and speak with calm confidence. Calm assertive energy is the essence of Dominance – A confident, calm tone will put you in the driver’s seat of her mind…
• Paint a vivid mental picture in her mind with small, slow brush strokes with your words. Describe in detail how she makes you feel and what you want to do to her step-by-step.
• Start out slow to see how she reacts to you talking dirty with door openers like “I want to taste you” or ” I want to feel your wetness on the tip of my fingers” or “Even Good Girls need a spanking on occasion… Are you a “Good Girl or a “Very Bad Girl”?”.
• To access her primal animal desires, give a low deep growl in her ear. Watch her shiver. If you are a woman, try purring in a man’s ear to watch him squirm.
• To evoke a deeply emotional response and an intimate bond, say something deeply intimate and romantic like “Your smile in best thing in my life” or “You make me want to be a better man for you”. Obviously the goal here is to be heartfelt and sincere not shallow and crass so don’t steal lines from hollywood movies. Take the time to think of something original and personal from your heart.
• Most people don’t know what to say so to make it simple for you when you first start out, describe how you want to slowly undress her – describe how you will remove each garment of her clothing in detail, then how you will slowly touch and tease each part of her body, then describe where you want to have her in the room (sitting on, bent over, lying on top of, etc), then how you want to have her in different ways (positions, sex acts).
• As you get more confident and experienced, describe in detail a sexual fantasy you have involving her specifically that reflect your mutual desires (at her place, at her workplace, adventures on planned holiday together, her dressed in a corset and over-the-knee boots, her cooking dinner naked in in heels with just your white dress shirt, watching a girl/girl scene with her sexy college roommate, etc.).
• Your two hands are completely free. Use them wisely. Instead of predictably focusing on reaching second base (Her breasts), softly caress her skin all over by slowly drawing your fingertips across her skin. Arouse her skin everywhere – arms, shoulders, back, thighs. Goosebumps are an excellent sign.
• Voila! You have just thrown gasoline onto your smoldering fire…

Foreplay should be like a gourmet meal you savor each delicious course, not fast food you gulp down to reach the “Happy Meal Toy” at the end. Just like a good gourmet meal, knowing when to serve the salad, soup and cheese plate is key to making the experience flow seamlessly. Knowing when and where to introduce dirty talk is essential…

So don’t rush any phase of foreplay. Start by slow soft sensual kissing. Be creative and erotic with how you dance together with you lips and mouths. Like dancing the tango, varying tempos, varying pressure and throw in some fun playful surprises like biting her lower lip or softly sucking on her tongue… When I feel the time is right (usually indicated by how hard she is breathing or how passionately she is kissing), then I take hold of her roughly by pulling her head back by the hair or hold her still by grasping her by her throat gently with my hand. I then whisper in her ear, “Who is my naughty girl?”… Once she sheepishly admits that she is my naughty girl, I know she is in the right submissive sexual mindset for what I have planned next… I then kiss my way up her neck to her ear. Then I describe to her in great explicit detail, in my calm, deep voice, what I plan to do to tease and toy with her for the next few hours until she becomes a wildly uninhibited vixen begging to be fucked… When I know I have her boiling over, I then love to pull her head back by her hair or pull her panties aside to roughly to feel how wet her pussy has become…

Suddenly, there is no need to slow down for second base as she waves you in for home plate… Congratulations, you just upped your game… Relax, laugh together and have fun out there everyone…. 😀

Good Anal Sex Vs Great Anal Sex

This has been reblogged from Girl On The Net:

Anal sex is a topic I have done to death here before. If you’ve been reading for longer than a few weeks, you know that it’s one of my favourite things. The tightness of it, the promise of something deliciously TABOO, the way he’ll whisper ‘good girl’ in my ear as I wriggle back onto his cock… unngh.

Thing is I’m not always great at it. Usually the start of a good fuck in the ass is a fifty/fifty gamble. I might get relaxed and excited, as he holds the tip of his dick right up against me, and feel like it’s easy as hell to push back onto him. I might, on the other hand, get nervous that it’ll slip in too quickly, and the thickness of it will make me tense up.

When people ask about butt sex – or write those Top Ten Tips On How To Get It In Properly – the main tip they give is: use lube. Lots of lube. So much lube that you worry you’re going to cause a bedroom oil slick. Drown yourselves in lube. Gallons and gallons, until sex toy companies announce a shortage and scientists start researching whether friction is finite.

That’s true, of course, and it’s a good tip. In my opinion, water-based lube is better, but that might just be because of the selection of bottles I have by the side of my bed, the water-based one is the biggest so it’s the easiest to grab in a sticky moment.

But my better tip for great anal sex (at the moment, at least – these things change depending on my mood and my body and the time of day) has less to do with lube and everything to do with angle and control…

Hot Anal Sex

We’re in bed and he’s lying behind me, spooning – cock rock solid and squeezed between my thighs. Not my thighs, really, my cheeks. Right at the top. Thrusting through, the head of his dick splits my cunt and touches my clit, and the slickness starts to cover it.

He grips me, one big hand squeezing my arse, and crushing me tighter onto him. Fucking slowly, lazily. Like he’s just testing how much pleasure he can get with no penetration. Just a languid rhythm with his dick and his hands squeezing me tighter.

“Get the lube.”

He does.

And he rubs it not just all over his dick but all over me too – slick handfuls of it over my cheeks, thighs, and into the folds of my cunt.

We fuck a bit faster. Still not going in, just rubbing against each other in the way that feels best.

“Can you come like this?”

“Maybe.”

“Do you want to?”

“No.”

And this is the good part – this is the part I like. When I’m relaxed and so horny for it that I can slide him in easily. I pull my knees up towards my chest, brace my hands against the bedposts, and settle myself neatly onto his prick. The head of it teasing the entrance to my ass, gently pulsing. Waiting. He’s got one arm round my neck and the other – slippery and firm – on my arse. Waiting.

Waiting.

I slide back, ever-so-gently. Just enough that I can feel the head push against me. Not quite in yet. I push back further and he moans.

“Good girl.”

Again.

“That’s it.”

Again.

“Do it.”

And I slide back further, at which point he starts to fuck. It’s still not quite in. I’m holding back slightly – whimpering into the pillow with the effort of it: that delicious combination of desire and uncertainty. He fucks me with quick, gentle strokes, never going further in than I’ve already pushed myself. Giving me just a taster of what I really want, which is his cock, fat and hard and twitching, fucking me hard right up to the hilt.

At this angle I have as much control as I want, so the challenge is in deciding just how far I want to push it.

And of course I want to push it. Knees tucked tighter to my chest, hands gripping the bars at the head of the bed, I grit my teeth, cry into the pillow, and push back until I have every inch of him inside me.

He fucks me harder until his breath is ragged, and his dick tightens inside me ready for the moment when he comes. A second before it happens, when the final few hard thrusts begin, I grip the bars harder with my now-trembling hands, and ask him if I’m good.

“Good?” he replies, as he pumps spunk deep inside me. “You’re a fucking angel.”

…I want some!

@KimCummms – all #chained up

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Flirty @KimCummms gets #Flogged

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